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Missy For Pope

So.. My friend Nancy and I are going into business together. We came up with the billion dollar idea over a round of Pabst blue ribbon, which I later learned from reading Trumps biography "Trump" is how all corperate empires are launched. So check it out our new website, the address is below. We will have a discussion forum up soon but in the meantime. Send us all of your personal burning questions that only Madonna can answear. Or those of us who just like to role play as Madonna. Its still a little raw, but once we get it up and running.

What Would Madonna Do?

Step two in our master plan is to get me elected as Pope. Here's my first Promotional Picture...

Pope Missy the First *

So please help me out Join The Campian... "Missy for Pope" I'll post my platform latter but I promise big changes. For starters...

1) Pediophillia TOTALLY out.... that is so last Season!
2) Communion wafers to be replaced with Necco wafers, after long dull services we ALL NEED a sugar high.
3) Aisles to be covered in active Slip and Slides... which which we will patten and call the God Glide. Just think about how much fun THIS will make Baptisms.
4) Traditional Church organ hyms to be replaced by "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Inna gaddah Da Vida", "November Rain" "Paradise by the Dashboards Lights" and yes, yes my friends "Sweet Emotion". GENUFLECTING OUT! HEAD-BANGING IN!!!
5) Hard Wood pews replaced by deep shitazu massage chairs.
6) Gideons Bibles Replaced by "The Idiots guide to faith."
7) Confessions no longer anonymous. Instead they will now be dealt with in a Talk Show/ American Gladitor format so we can all enjoy them. For example for penance you have to Joust... with God. The Show will be hosted by "Howling Mad" Murdock from the A-team and The Real Worlds Puck.... together again, for the first time.

These are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I am totally open to suggestions! So please let me know what you think....

* Pope Missy Appears much taller than actual Missy.


( 10 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 1st, 2002 12:53 pm (UTC)
You rock my face off...

*wipes tears of laughter*
May. 2nd, 2002 06:14 am (UTC)
Thank you..
I preformed my first miracle yesterday, I turned water into Kool-Aide. Impressive no?
May. 2nd, 2002 07:26 am (UTC)
Re: Thank you..
You can do magic, you can do anything that you desire, magic.. something, something, most of the words from that song elude me..

Did you add sugar??
May. 2nd, 2002 07:36 am (UTC)
Such a hot song
You know darn well
When you cast your spell..
You can Hypnotize...
With your eyes
A lump of stone
will turn to clay...

Doo, da doo doo.. ect...

One of the all time great cheesy songs! Is that by Climaxx?
It was made with Kool-aide mix... a lesser miracle but I'm not looking to be cannonized. Just starting off small with "pope-dom"
May. 2nd, 2002 07:54 am (UTC)
Re: Such a hot song
Rock and roll..

Hurrah! We like old 80's music! I have no clue who that was by, though.. Darn early morning brain lapses...grr.

Here's the KEY question.. what flavour was the Koolaid?
May. 1st, 2002 09:42 pm (UTC)
and you rock my socks. very muchly. can i be a cardinal? pretty please?!?
May. 2nd, 2002 06:10 am (UTC)
Hey Joey!
Of course you can be a cardinal... I'm going to get rid of the traditional uncomfortable Robes and replace them with complete furry animal costumes. We can put on preformances of "Zoo Review" in between masses. I also need someone to fill the all important role of painting their bodies And writing "Missy 25:12" on their chest. (the gospel according to slack) for upcoming football games. Those are the true apostoles.
May. 2nd, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
Today I found a potato chip in the shape of "steampipe alley" host's Mario Cantone's head. I believe this is a sign of MISSY. (in all caps, natch)
May. 3rd, 2002 01:58 am (UTC)
No actually the last time I was over I chewed a bunch of chips into the shape of MArio Cantone... it's a new hobby I'm trying out. Sorry for any confusion.
Jun. 24th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
W W M D!
great idea, Missy!
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