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Jun. 1st, 2011

Let me start this post by talking about what a lunatic my child is acting like.
She is going through kind of a nudist phase. Whenever I turn my back for thirty seconds I turn around and she is naked. It's gotten to be a problem, I mean not a real ACTUAL problems but, it's crazy.

Like she will come up to me and say, "Pick a snack, pick a snack!"
So I will go into her snack cabinet to get something for her and when I turn around she is stark naked, wearing nothing but a grin, arms outstretched doing jazz hands, and singing...


Like she has just done an amazing magic trick.
Then I have to chase after her to put her panties back on while she runs circles around me.
She also is going through this wild hair phase because whenever we put her hair in a ponytail she yanks it out and fluffs it up. So I feel like I'm chasing around Mowgli.

We have come to an understanding that panties are not optional. She can hang out in just panties, but she has to keep the panties on. She respects this, 90% of the time.

Just now she grabbed pots and pans off of her play kitchen and started banging them together chanting for juice. It's pretty loud because the frying pan is a REAL frying pan. It's mini but it could be used to cook an egg. A gimmick that appeals to some parents I guess. It's actually good quality, better quality than any of our real frying pans. Anyway she is banging them, running in circles chanting...

"Juice! Juice! Juice!"

So I get up to fill her sippy cup full of juice and all of a sudden I hear a loud


I turn around and she is naked (took off the panties en route to the kitchen) and hoisting the frying pan over her head and slamming it with all of her might into the sliding glass door in the kitchen. The door that faces our crazy landlords yard.



"What are you doing?!?! Are you crazy!!!???"

"Mommy I'm making music!"

"No you, are making an eviction notice!"

"A vision not is? I'm making a vision not is mommy!"

All I could think about was if my crazy landladies were in the yard (they always are) by the fence. That they would see this naked child with wild hair banging a frying pan against a glass door. I'm sure social services will be here any second.

My child is a savage.

That's all I could think, when she grabbed her juice and pranced her naked heiny back into the living room.

"My child is a savage."



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Jun. 1st, 2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
lol I needed that
Jun. 1st, 2011 05:48 pm (UTC)
She is SPUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun. 1st, 2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
Lmao, she is so funny! Just as a head's up, my sister Robin used to strip naked and run around the neighborhood until she was about 7. For your sake, I hope Lily finishes this phase sooner than that.
Jun. 3rd, 2011 02:55 am (UTC)
Oh god lol as long as she doesn't do her magical trick in public I think she will get over it eventually without any harm!
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